Dear Girl Who Showers At 4PM,
Seriously, why must you color outside the lines? I'm tired of folks like you, walking around with all your progressive thinking and hipster approach to life. For thousands of years, all of mankind has been showering IN THE MORNING, before we go to work. Why must you rock the boat? Stop being such an attention whore, and stop desperately seeking individuality. YOU'RE JUST LIKE US, SHOWER AT 4PM GIRL, except when we're at our desks working, you're in the shower, and vice versa. That's really nothing to be proud of. If you need so badly to find yourself, please find a more constructive way to go about it.
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