Dear New York City Alpha Males,
:sigh:
Come on guys, we do this every year. Every single year I go to this ball (yes, a ball, seriously), and I have to wear this goofy tuxedo, and I get silly drunk with a bunch of professional-types, and we make a jolly enough time of it. And then afterwards I'll bring a small squadron of people out to invade some bar to spread some good spirits and cheer and maybe even a little good-natured disorder. And EVERY SINGLE YEAR, without fail, one of you fancies yourself clever and makes the same exact comment.
NO IT'S NOT PROM NIGHT, ASSHAT.
Jesus Christ. No wonder you're all here alone. If there's a price on wit, you guys apparently aren't paying enough.
how many times do you get the penguin comment?
ReplyDeleteGood point, that's also a very clever one.
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