Angel

Dear Sarah Mglo... Sarah Mc... Angel-singing-lady,

Is there a reason you had to write the SADDEST song that anyone has ever heard in their lifetimes?! Was it NECESSARY? What exactly did you think you would accomplish with this stunt? Why, Sarah, must you always dwell on the NEGATIVE. You must be a huge hit at parties. Look, the nineties were miserable enough, and you're not helping here, not at all. I mean, look at those guys from the Spin Doctors. YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM WRITING SAD SONGS. They were writing about FUN, and parties, and bong hits. Or was that Phish? WHATEVER, SARAH, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. And don't be smug. You know exactly what I mean.